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mage-of-rage:

tentacrab:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

#Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

#let me explain u a thing #before you go blaming the pet #IF AN ANIMAL IS IN A BAD MOOD #AND A BABY (or anyone really) SWATS AT IT #IT WILL ATTACK BACK#THAT IS IT’S INSTINCT #THIS CAT WAS VERY CLEARY IN A BAD MOOD #THEY SHOULDNT HAVE EVEN BEEN RECORDING THIS THEY SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE CLEARLY UPSET BABY AWAY FROM THE CLEARLY UPSET CAT #I REALIZE THAT BABIES DO NOT KNOW ANY BETTER #BUT NEITHER DO CATS #IT WASNT THE CATS FAULT #IT WASNT THE BABYS FAULT #IT WAS INSTINCT #I HATE IT WHEN PARENTS WILL LET THEIR CHILDREN HIT A CAT OR DOG ALL THE TIME AND WHENEVER THE ANIMAL TAKES A SWIPE AT THEM THEY PUNISH THE A #*ANIMAL#ITS LIKE #NO #CAN YOU NOT

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bakerstreetsdoctor:

vbartilucci:

wejustkeepbiggering:

mickeyrenee:

Holy mother of interior design.. Give me.

I
WANT
THIS
BED

It’s a bed…with a ladder!

GIVE IT TO ME NOW OH MY GOD

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amifunnyyetor:

suitsandorcleavage:

condoleezza-ricearoni:

pie-sandwich:

Insomnia

whoa

I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match

i feel like thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping. 

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barakat-da-swaggio:

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

What about the rooster on the bedside table?

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happiest:

me

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